The Trailer Park: Zombies, Witches, Sean Penn, and A Lot of Old People

I apologize that it's been awhile since I've done any non-review feature. I'm wanting to work on it so I do at least one edition of The Trailer Park and Pick Six once a week. So here's to (hopefully) a new commitment and a better variety of things on The Cinematic Katzenjammer. 

The Bay, directed by Barry Levinson Nov. 2

I hate found footage films. Or, at least what they've become. This year's Chronicle showed the 'gimmick' could work, when done right, and I'm now sure there will be plenty of movies on the way that try to do the same. With The Bay, the found footage idea is used to tell the story of a viral outbreak that turns people into zombies. The catch? It's directed by Barry Levinson, who's known for his political satires, like Wag the Dog, Man of the Year, and yes, even Good Morning, Vietnam. This trailer has me sold and if the film is as good as this 2 minute bit, I'll be one of the first people in line. It genuinely looks terrifying and I can't wait to hear more about it. 

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, directed by: Tommy Wirkola, Jan. 11

There's not a lot to say about this as it looks... interesting. I really can't tell by the trailer how bad this flick's going to be or if it in fact, is just campy enough to channel The Evil Dead. I'm hoping that this flick gets a hard R-rating, otherwise I don't think this will be worth anyone's time. The plus? It's directed by the guy who made Dead Snow, a movie about Nazi zombies looking for Nazi gold. If he can replicate what he did with that film, with Hansel and Gretel, I'm in. Let's hope this film isn't the beginning of the end of Jeremy Renner's career. 

This Must Be the Place, directed by: Paolo Sorrentino, Nov. 2

This is one bizarre looking flick. Sean Penn channels his inner drugged-out rocker/granny/drag-queen in what looks to be a very unconventional road-trip movie. Penn is picky with his roles, so he must have seen something special about the script and I'm hoping that it plays out well on screen. Parts of the trailer look really funny but parts of it just kind of scare me. Either way, it's sparked my curiosity. 

The Company You Keep, directed by: Robert Redford, release date unknown

Hipster-Journalist Shia LaBeouf, with every actor currently carrying an AARP card. Directed by Robert Redford. That is all. Oh, and I f**king loathe Ordinary People. Just saying. 

Dredd, directed by: Pete Travis, Sept. 21

Yes, this movie comes out in a little over two weeks but I had to revisit the trailer. I figured that this movie would just fly under the radar and be swept under the rug to rot away in oblivion but I was pleasantly surprised at early review of the film. From what I've read, the film is over-the-top, packed with violence and glorious action and it does incredible justice to an iconic character. The trailer doesn't really do much to sell you on the movie, but with this epic reviews rolling in, I'm very excited for it. 

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The Trailer Park- Part Bana, Part Butter, With a Little Bit of Cage and A Whole Lot of Ahnuld

I apologize for the lack of features that aren't reviews lately, just been a little too busy to write other things. This edition of The Trailer Park features probably the weirdest combination of trailers so there's plenty to be enjoyed by all kinds of fans. 

Stolen, directed by Simon West, Sept. 14

What's the best way to start a feature? Nic Cage, of course. Cage's newest film, Stolen, follows a ridiculously generic plot and has the production value of something straight to DVD. It also features a crazy looking Josh Lucas who looks to be either absolutely awesome as the villain or just bat-shit crazy stupid. On the plus side, the trailer gives the film gives you a little taste of Taken (but with The Cage!) and is directed by Simon West (The Expendables 2), so you know the action will deliver. 

Deadfall, directed by Stefan Ruzowitzky Sept. 14

There is so much to like about this trailer. Eric Bana (who as I've stated needs to be in everything), Olivia Wilde, and Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy). I have a feeling that this trailer doesn't quite sell the film but with that cast alone I'm on board for watching it. It's always hard to see a movie set in snow and not compare it to Fargo, but here's hoping that Deadfall isn't all heavy drama and actually has a little bit of humor. 

Butter directed by Jim Field Smith Oct. 4

It's just a coincidence that this is another film featuring Olivia Wilde but she does look a lot more... "interesting" in Butter than she does in Deadfall. The film also features Jennifer Garner, Ty Burrell, Alicia Silverstone and Rob Corddry, who from early screenings of the film (as well as the trailer) apparently provides the most laughs in the film. I think this film has potential on being a little gem and while I hope that the style is similar to say, Waiting for Guffman or Best in Show, I'm still hesitant on saying it could be amazing. 

The Last Stand directed by Jee-woon Kim Jan 18

I don't care what anyone says about this trailer, I cannot wait for this movie to come out. Directed Jee-woon Kim is one of the best directors working today and this is actually his American film debut, so there's a lot to wonder about. All I can say is that I have absolute faith in the man and you can expect to see me come opening weekend. Plus, it's a January release, nothing else good comes out during that month so go watch this mindless piece of awesome. 

Seven Psychopaths directed by Martin McDonaugh Oct. 12

Because I can't talk about this movie enough, here's the trailer again. Enjoy.

I've always wondered about crossing the boundary between film and TV on this blog. I figured if I ever did such a thing, it would have to be for something I love the hell out of, thus the trailer for the new season of Doctor Who, premiering September 1. Stay Calm and Trust the Doctor. 

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